Funny shayri in Hindi and English/funny comedy SMS,,,

 Funny shayri in Hindi and English/funny comedy SMS,,

       Funny Shayari in Hindi | Funny Status | Funny & Comedy SMS

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Shayaris is a form of poetry that helps in expressing our feelings to others. 😜Many times words are not enough to describe how we feel and this is exactly where Shayari or Quotes In just 2 or 3 lines, these Shayaris expresses exactly what we are going through. Sometimes when in life we feel low, reading poetry and shayari related to opposite of that situation can help a lot in coping up with that time. If you have been low or sad lately, read these Funny Shayari.

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 Collection of Funny Shayari in Hindi and English font.

     Funny shayri in Hindi

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1)

Kash 😜😜Pyar Ka Insurance Ho Jata,🤭🤭

Pyar ❤️Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata.🤭🤭

Pyar ❤️Mein Wafa Mili To Theek Warna,😋😋

Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim To Mil Jata.😂😂😂

2:)

Meri Prem 😏Kahani Ka Kya Ajeeb Ending Tha,💞💞

Maine Propose Kia SMS Se,🤔🤔

Kambakth Woh Uski Shadi Tak Pending Tha.😭😭

3:)

Tera Pyar Paane Ke Liye😋

Maine Kitna Intezar Kiya,🤭💞

Aur Uss Intezar Mein Na Jaane

Kitno Se Pyar Kiya😎😎,,

4:)

Hum Uske Ishq Mein🤪🤪

Iss Kadar Chot Khaye Huye Hain,😩😩

Kal Uske Baap Ne Maara Tha,,😠😠

Aaj Bhai Aaye Huye Hain.😭😭

5:)

Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum Phool Ki Tareh,🌹🌹

Khud Ko Duniya Ki Najar Se Bachaya Karo,🙈🙈

Sirf Aankhon Mein Kaajal Hi Kafi Nahi,🤭🤭

Gale Mein Nimboo-Mirchi Bhi Latkaya Karo.😜😂😂

6:)

किसी का हाथ थाम के छोड़ना नहीं,

वादा किसी से कर के तोड़ना नहीं,

कोई अगर तोड़ दे दिल तुम्हारा तो,

बिना हाथ पैर तोड़े उसे छोड़ना नहीं।

Funny Shayari for Friends, Jise Koyal Samjha,,

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 Funny shayri in Hindi and English/funny comedy SMS,,

Jise Koyal Samjha Wo Kauwa Nikla,😂😂

Dosti Ke Naam Par Hauwa Nikla,🦜🦜

Jo Rokte The Humein Sharab Peen😜😜e Se,

Aaj Unhein Ki Jeb Mein Pauwa Nikla.🤣🤣🤣

2:)

jinake ghar sheeshe ke hote hain…😜😜

 Wo to...

kaheen par bhee baith kar daadhee bana lete hain.🤣🤣

3:)

main aur meri tanhaee...🥺🥺

aksar ye baaten karate hain,🤫🤫

tum hote to aisa hota...🤔

tum hote to vaisa hota...🤔

aur agar tum na hote to...🤔

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apane paas bhi paisa hota.🤣🤣🤣

4:

Arj Kiya Hai…🙈

Tere Chehre Par Udasi, Aankhon Mein Nami Hai,😎😎

Tere Chehare Par Udasi, Aankhon Mein Nami Hai,😎😎

Taata Namak Istemaal Karo,😜😜

Kyuki Tum Me Aayodeen Ki Kami Hai.🤣🤣🤣

1:) funny shayri love,,,

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Jab Koyi Zindagi Mein Bahut Khaas Ban Jaye,😋❤️

Uske Baare Mein Sochna Hi Uska Ehsaas Ban Jaye,🙈🙈

To Maang Lena Khuda Se Use Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye,😜😜

Ise Se Pahle Ki Uski Maa Kisi Aur Ki Saas Ban Jaye.🤓🤓🤣

2:

Arj Kiya Hai…😜😜

Khidki Se Jhaank Ke Dekha To Raste Mein Koi Nahin Tha,😜😜😜

Khidki Se Jhaank Ke Dekha To Raste DrMein Koi Nahin Tha,😜😜

Waah Waah…😋😋 Phir Raaste Mein Ja Kar Dekha…🤓🤓

To Khidki Par Koi Nahin Tha.😂😂😂

3:

Ham Bhi Jaaneman Tere Liye Tajmahal Banayenge,😋😋

Arz Kiya Hai....🤓🤓

Ham Bhi Jaaneman Tere Liye Tajmahal Banayenge,🤓🤓

Ek Cup Subah Ek Cup Shaam Ko Pilayenge.,,🤭🤭❤️

4:)

Nazaren Mili To Khyalaat Kho Gaye,🤭🙈

Nazren Jhuki To Savalaat Ho Gaye,💞💞

Aur Itna Ghumaya Use Pyaar Mein,😩😩

Shoping Karate Karate Kangaal Ho Gaye.😭😭

5:)

Arj Kiya Hai...🤓🤓

Hata Lo Apane Chehare Se Ye Julfen

Ai Jaane Tamanna....😜❤️

 Khuda Kasam...😋😋

Agli Baar Khaane Mein Baal Aaya To,🤪🤪

Sajani Se Gajani Bana Doonga.😠😠

Funny shayri for Girls,,

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1:)

hamane to chaaro taraf padhai ka mahaul banaaya hai,🤓🤓

lekin phir bhei exam mein anda hi aaya hai,🤪🤪

ham to yun hei chal dete hain bina munh dhoye hei exam mein,🤭🤭

saale dost kahate hain ye to bahut padake aaya hai.🤫🤫🤫

7:)

mohabbat ke charche bahut hain yaaron,😏😏

husn ke parche bahut hai yaaron,🤫🤫

mohabbat karane se pahale soch lena,🤔🤔

kyonki ismein kharche bahut hai yaaron.🤭🤣🤣🤣

Funny shayri on friend,s

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1:)

Kya Leke Aaye The,🤭

Kya Leke Jaoge,😎😎

Mujhe Message Na Krke,😏😏

Kitne Pese Bachaoge😅😂

2:)

Lockdown Main Logo Ko Ghar Se Bahar,😏😏

Nikalne Ki Ho Rhi Hai Ghai,😠😠

Main Tujhe Girlfriend Banane Aaya,😩😩

Hu Aur Tu Mujhe Bana Rahi Hai Apna Bhai😝😜

Funny Quotes on life,,,

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“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ‘Wow! What a Ride!'”

Hunter S. Thompson🤓🤓

2:)

“Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren’t. I’m not surprised some people prefer books.📒📕”

Julian Barnes,,👏👏

3:)

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”

Cathy Guisewite

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“All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.”

J.M. Barrie

Funny jokes in Hindi,,,

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1:)

unhone 😜aaj ham par tirachi nazar daali tw 🙈🙈ham madahosh ho gaye,,,

baad mein pata chala nazar hii 🤪🤪tirachi 

hai to ham behosh ho gaye,,🤣🤣

2:)

Teacher- Bachcho Sab Apana Apana Naam Aur Pasand Batao,,🤓🤓

1 Ladka- Hamaar Naam Chhotoo Hai Hamaka Jilebi Pasand Hai,,😋😋

2 Ladka- Hamaar Naam Goloo Hai ,,Hamaka Bhi Jilebi Pasand Hai,,😲😲

3 Ladka- Hamar Naam Monoo Hai Hamaka Bhi Jilebi Pasand Hai,,😲😲🤔

Teacher- Sabaki Pasand Ek Hai...Bahut Acha,,🤓

Teacher- Ladki Tumhaara Naam??

Ladki- Hamara Naam Jilebi Hai,,🙈🙈

Teacher Behosh🤪🤪

3:)

Ek Chidiya Ghar Mein Ek Tote Ke Pinjare Ke Baahar Likha Tha

English, Hindi Aur Haryanvi Bolane Vaala Tota

Ek Aadami Ne Is Baat Ko Test Karane Ke Ley Tote Se Pahale English Mein Poochha --😎😎

Hoo Aar Yoo ?

Tota -- i Am Pairot,,🦜

Aadamee (Hindi Mein) -- Tum Kaun Ho?

Tota -- Main Ek Tota Hoon🦜🦜

Aadami (Is Baar Haryanvi Mein)-- Toon Koon Sa Rai??😎😎

Tota -- Main Tera Phupha...🤣🤣🤣

Do Baar Bata Leeya Samajh Na Aata Ke😠😠

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